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Horror Movie A Day: Poltergeist III (1988)

MAY 26, 2008
Do you like hearing the name "Carol Anne"? I hope so if you plan to watch Poltergeist III, because it is said some 118 times in the 95 minute film. Some scenes, such as the one where she is trapped in a puddle, play out with a character saying absolutely nothing but "Carol Anne!" over and over. It's almost incredible to think that no one said "Hey, maybe Lara Flynn Boyle can shut the fuck up for 5 seconds instead of saying the same name over and over."
It's a shame that the movie is overall not very good, because the first half hour is pretty great. The subtle little mirror tricks are pretty creepy; my favorite is when the mirrored reflection of Carol Anne ("Carol Anne! Carol Anne!!!") enters a bathroom and talks to Boyle before it actually occurs. And once they write the rest of the Freeling family out of the movie, our new characters are pretty easy to accept as our new protagonists (Nancy Allen looking hotter than ever doesn't hurt). Some of the cutesy attempts to humanize them are overbearing (the nonsense about Tom Skerritt's fashion sense) but hey, at least they were trying to recapture the "lived in" feel of the first film, instead of focusing squarely on effects.
The other thing the movie does right is introduce a skeptic character in the form of Dr. Seaton, who runs the school Carol Anne ("Carol Anne! Carol Anne!!!") attends and often sounds like Stephen Tobolowsky doing a Paul Bartel impression. This guy is a delightful piece of work; in addition to being an insufferable prick (which we know he is, because he scolds his wife for forgetting the cilantro), he's also the most ridiculously skeptical man on the planet. He chalks everything he sees up to mass hypnosis/suggestion, even when it doesn't make any goddamn sense (he blames a colleague for breaking a mirror after watching a ghostly hand do it when Carol Anne ("Carol Anne! Carol Anne!!!") wasn't even in the room). He also has one of my favorite lines in the series; after Tangina (the only other person, cast or crew, to have a part in all three films) rambles some of her traditional nonsense, he snorts "There's a lot of crap that doesn't mean anything!". Oh man, I want to go drink with this guy. Sadly that is impossible, because he is killed a few moments later, in the series' first non-natural death.
After that, the movie just falls apart. Heather O'Rourke's death threw a pretty big wrench in the reshooting plans, which must be why the film's climax occurs out of nowhere and has almost zero tension. The fact that you don't even see Carol Anne's ("Carol Anne! Carol Anne!!!") face in the final scene is pretty telling, not to mention a sad reminder of her passing (you'd think they'd have the decency to use the ending she had shot, even if it wasn't a masterpiece). There are also some major unanswered questions, such as what happened to the Scott character, why his evil mirror double guy rips Boyle's face off, and why Allen or Skerritt's characters never bothered to call their sister and ask "Hey what do you do when Carol Anne ("Carol Anne! Carol Anne!!!") disappears into a shaft of light?"
There are some other plot contrivances that defy any sort of sense. Scott and Boyle sneak into a security office to shut off the cameras so they can fuck around in the pool, and Scott sees a security angle of a supermarket next door to the pool, which gives him the idea to buy beer. Fine, but why would a supermarket be on the 44th floor? That seems inconvenient for both shoppers and deliverymen. Also, Carol Anne ("Carol Anne! Carol Anne!!!") is shown being teased at her school; the other kids pretend they are ghosts and such and mock her. First of all, it's a school for special kids, which means they should be on common ground when it comes to their personality quirks. Second, why would a kid make fun of a girl who claimed to see ghosts? I would think that was awesome, and talk to her all the time! They also continue the complete ignorance of the other sister in the Freeling family; when Carol Anne ("Carol Anne! Carol Anne!!!") talks about how much she misses her family, she fails to mention poor Dana.
I did see this one as a kid, but recalled almost nothing other than it was about mirrors (that, and for some reason, Scott's hysterical delivery - "In the garage. In the garage! IN THE GARA-AH-AGE!") and wasn't as good as the others. My opinion hasn't changed, though again, it's a shame the DVD is completely feature-less. Like Poltergeist II, the trailer is better quality than the film itself. For that film it was simply better effects than what was seen in the final film, here it's a different aspect ratio. The movie is 1.85:1, but the trailer is scope (2.35:1, the same ratio that the other two films was shot in). It doesn't look cut off or anything, so why they'd go to the trouble is beyond me (especially since most trailers are presented full frame or in the smaller 1.85 format - I've never seen it go the other way). Maybe someday we will get special editions of the sequels, especially since the behind the scenes drama is far more interesting than the films themselves (moreso in this one's case).
In closing... "Carol Anne! Carol Anne!!!"
What say you?

7 comments:

  1. I felt like they should have just combined this movie with the second one. I really liked the whole mirror thing and thought they should have just included that in the second one and called it quits.

    Also, does the dvd you have include both Poltergeist 2 and 3? When I rented the movie at Blockbuster I got a combined DVD which was a great deal, two for the price of one. I have also seen this double deal at Best Buy. So if you don't already have these and don't want to cough up the money to complete a trilogy, try going for the double DVD, I think I saw it for 9.99.
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  2. Yup, that's the one I got. I don't think the sequels ever got their own releases, in region 1 anyway. MGM sucks!

    However, at least they are on opposing sides, so the quality doesn't suffer, unlike the Friday the 13th box set which puts two films per side. Assholes.
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  3. i was so scared of this when i was a lil one :(
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  4. what you wrote about this one is perfect. file under "most annoying movie ever."
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  5. defenitely my least favorite of the Poltergeist movies (my favorite when I was younger was defenitely the second, which along with the third was on tv seemingly every other week, though the first was rarely on)

    I haven't watched it in a while, but remember nothing really going anywhere (and if I didn't think it was going anywhere at the age of 10 or 11 then you know it REALLY didn't), then it ends with the old woman (whos name I forget at the moment) going into the mirror and taking care of the problem
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  6. I just rewatched this movie last night, and like you said, it is the worst of the series, but it still has its creepy moments. I like the concept of the mirrors, and when the actions of the characters and their reflections don't match up it always freaks me out. There's something about mirrors that I find spooky- maybe it's due to my life-long fear of Bloody Mary...

    The psychiatrist guy in this film made me just want to punch him in the face for his stupidity!

    Also, I also wondered why Carol Anne gets made fun of at the school- is seeing ghosts really a reason to make fun of somebody? It reminded me of Halloween 4 where Jamie is made fun of for being an orphan.
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  7. I saw this moviemail on TV the other night and was shocked at how much of the script was ("carol Anne! Carol Anne!!!") So I just Googled how many times do they say Carol Anne in poltergeist 3 and found this article. I've laughed many times thanks for the 113 estimate
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Poltergeist II (1986)

The malevolent ghost that attacked the Freeling family in the first film, dubbed the Beast, is discovered to be the Reverend Henry Kane (Julian Beck), a preacher and medium that led his religious sect to California in the early 1800s to start a utopian society, but they disappeared near Questa Verde, believed to have all been killed by Indians. Diane (JoBeth Williams), who turns out to be clairvoyant like her mother Jess (Geraldine Fitzgerald) and Carol Anne (Heather O'Rourke), figures out through her clairvoyance, on Tangina's (Zelda Rubenstein) encouragement, the fate that befell them all.
It turns out Kane, who was power hungry and wanted to control the souls of his followers in life and in death, told his followers the end of the world was coming, so they all put themselves into an underground cavern with him. The day he predicted for the world's end came and went, but Kane refused to allow his followers to leave, so they all perished. Kane became the Beast, and he absorbed the spirits of his followers into him. The cavern lay directly beneath the graveyard the Freeling's house was built over. His ghost had been trying to possess Carol Anne because his followers became restless after tasting the light that was Carol Anne's life force, and mistaking her for the light that was the afterlife, they wanted her back because they felt like the first film, they could use her to go into the afterlife, and Kane didn't want his followers to do that. He seeks to take Carol Anne back to continue to confuse his followers and not let them move on into the light. He had never been able to get to her in Jess' house before she died, as her powerful life force protected the family, but her death paved the way for Kane to try and get Carol Anne again.
Steve (Craig T. Nelson) is told by Taylor (Will Sampson) to go back to Questa Verde with the family to where their house once stood to face Kane on his own turf. He and the family go to the cave with Tangina and enter the area where the skeletal remains of Kane and his followers are. Upon looking at Kane's remains, Diane and Carol Anne are brought into the Other Side, the dimension between the living world and the afterlife. Steve, Robbie (Oliver Robins), and Tangina head back to the entrance when they hear Taylor chanting, and find Taylor there who tells Steve & Robbie to enter the fire he built to go to the Other Side, and so they do, and reunite with Diane & Carol Anne. Kane attacks them, separating Carol Anne from the group and threatening to finally take her, but Taylor sends Steve his charmed lance, which Steve uses to stab Kane and send him packing while also freeing the souls of his followers from him. However, Carol Anne is sent flying, and the souls cling to her as she accidentally enters the afterlife. When everyone thought Carol Anne was lost forever, the spirit of Jess brings her back to her family, and they all return to the living world to a relieved Tangina & Taylor.
When they return to the surface, Taylor asks Steve if he could have their car so it could truly be happy, and Steve hands it over without any problems. As Taylor drives away, the Freelings realize that they can't get home without it, so they all make a mad dash for the car.
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Poltergeist II: The Other Side (1986) August 7th, 2012 by unkle lancifer · 15 Comments

POLTERGEIST II: THE OTHER SIDE falls apart like a subpar paper towel on several occasions and yet it somehow sports a scene so acutely chilling that it leaves most other cinematic depictions of evil looking hopelessly impotent. That it achieves that transcendent point without the aid of special effects (save a rain machine) compounds the impressiveness of what’s been captured. If you’ve seen the movie you know the bit I’m referring to. In it, JULIAN BECK as the reverend Henry Kane attempts to gain entrance into the home where the ill-fated Freeling family has taken up temporary residence. The day is bright and gorgeous and watching cadaverous Kane making his way to the front door is like witnessing a skull-faced wrecking ball rolling through a flowerbed leaving a trail of smoldering ash behind it. At the time of filming BECK was reportedly gravely ill and I can’t help wondering if his proximity to death allowed him to relay his grim tidings in a frighteningly unmodified manor. We peg Kane at once as a manipulative liar but wince at the base truth he dispels when he very nearly looks directly into the camera and bellows, “You’re all going to die in there!” The scene, taken alone, remains as ghoulishly powerful as it ever was and I know I’m not exaggerating its impact because we’ve received a slew of Traumafessions certifying its indelibility.
Running not so close behind is a lesser showstopper involving lovable (mostly due to cues provided by the impossible to argue with JOBETH WILLIAMS) dad Steve Freeling (CRAIG T. NELSON) getting trashed on tequila, gulping a possessed worm, and transforming into the antithesis of the good natured man we’ve come to know. NELSON mimics BECK’s mannerisms with wild gusto and even purses his lips to mime his facial structure and the result hits my favorite note of being both legitimately disturbing and borderline embarrassing. Love still holds some power in the POLTERGEIST universe so when Diane states her unconditional devotion to her hubby, he has no recourse but to puke up the demon, which then squirms and flaps about on the floor like a giant maggot. The slimy bastard even has the cheekiness to grimace like a Kane-o-lantern before hobbling out of the room! I am giving this scene less laudation because some of its success hinges on somewhat dated special effects but like the one previously mentioned, it hits a bona fide nerve. Vomit creature (as it’s listed in the credits) aside, Steve’s loathsome, post-possession behavior replicates that of an abusive alcoholic in a squirmy, uncomfortable way (not much of a leap considering the instigator he ingests is found at the bottom of the bottle.)
So with not one but two highly memorable, if not classic, scenes like these what could possibly be wrong with POLTERGEIST 2? Well, a lot. Director BRIAN GIBSON is fine when dealing with consummate professionals like BECK, NELSON and WILLIAMS, but every other cast member is left looking humiliatingly amateurish and hung out to dry. Matters are made worse by a title that sparks the imagination with a promise of revealing the afterlife when all we are delivered are poor blue screen flying effects, a badly realized miniature representing “the beast” and a too corny for even this cornball glowing grandma angel who saves the day to a furiously trying to pick up the slack JERRY GOLDSMITH score. In fairness, P2: TOS experienced more than its share of behind-the-scenes setbacks including the already mentioned death of its ace in the hole baddie BECK but that hardly explains all of the lack of creativity shown depicting the titular “Other side.” In addition, it’s a little difficult to buy the “We must do this as a family” schmaltz when the Freeling’s eldest child has disappeared and it’s deemed not worth mentioning why. The fact that DOMINIQUE DUNNE who played daughter Dana, was murdered shortly after the first film makes the mass denial all the more crass…or maybe it’s just sad.
Oh hell, you know what I have to do? I’m going to do it. I’m stamping this movie with my slightly unflattering but ultimately affirming GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME stamp! There. Bang. I just did it. Parts of it are crap and it reeks of negative energy but when it shines it shines and maybe there are better sequels out there but do they boast such monumental take away moments? Not much can alter the fact that THE OTHER SIDE is the least fun film of the trilogy (PART 3 is hilarious) but that’s the price you pay for raking up unpleasantries like spousal rape, alcoholism, child abuse, religious fraud and suicide cults (not to mention granny death) in a would-be summer blockbuster. Hey, at least it’s ambitious. People can go ahead and claim this is a retread of the first but its actually following its own dark guide. If the first film secretly worried about the teacher student relationship children have with their television this one boldly wonders if Sunday school was ever any better. I love the first movie, it can’t be beat, but one thing it doesn’t have is JULIAN BECK as Kane. If his character was all that this movie offered that would still be good enough for me. Yep, heaven is a let down but should anyone be surprised? Here’s hoping BECK is somewhere enjoying something grander than a blue screen cloud.
Wait a minute! I thought I was done with the above post but I have to add one more thing. If I had any pride in my work I’d incorporate this thought to the above text but I’m taking the easy way out and shoving this tacked on addendum here instead like a lazy bastard. While gathering the images for this pile of words I came across another scene that I’m strangely drawn to. It’s right after the grandma dies and Diane goes out to the garden, she sees a rose bush and she recalls planting it with her mother in a gauzy flashback (Me = sucker for gauzy flashbacks). A wind picks up and as petals fly by, Diane senses her mother still very much with her and how sweet. Then suddenly it’s night and a weird cloud is over the house. Diane gets up from bed to visit the area where she felt her mother’s spirit. I think she even hears her voice. Then all of the sudden rotting dead people jump out of the ground and drag her under the earth screaming (Don’t worry it’s just a dream). I don’t know, something about contrasting the earlier consoling scene with it’s pessimistic opposite so quickly afterward gets to me. One moment it’s suggested that the cycle of life is completed with one becoming part of nature and the next we’re being told it ends with one succumbing to an inescapable army of rot. See, this movie is so unapologetically morbid that I must forgive its slipshod moments. I have no choice.
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15 responses so far ↓

  • 1 lottie_of_millhavenNo Gravatar // Aug 7, 2012 at 1:39 pm
    I remember watching the trilogy back in high school and loving the first and third,but really hating the second. Perhaps it deserves another chance,as I don’t even remember the Caine scene and I think I associated the “vomit worm”with one of the later Amityville sequels.
    That’s one of the great things about this site, it makes me look at things with a different lens.
  • 2 Matt SunshineNo Gravatar // Aug 7, 2012 at 5:42 pm
    Thank you so much for doing this! Love the Poltergeist series, and the first 2 films are 2 of my favourite movies. I was so happy when I saw this, great write up…thanks Lance.
    P2 was listed in my IAHTKY as one of my 3 most underrated. I don’t love it as much as the original, and although I can admit that nostalgia plays a small part in my love and enjoyment, I can defend it against anything. And I don’t joke or lie, I loved the other side, though I admit it did end abrubtly.
    You are also right on about Jerry Goldsmith’s score, which I love. This is my favourite score he ever did.
    I was surprised you didn’t bring up the introduction to Kane at the mall. When Carol Anne turns to see his spectre in the distance, I think we understand the sinking look on her face, that there is just something very wrong here. It also works with an awareness of our shared fears of child abduction, which really frightened me as a child, not to mention the disturbing way he sings that song to her.
    lottie_of_millhaven’s last sentence is correct. One of the reasons I love Kindertrauma.
  • 3 knobgobblerNo Gravatar // Aug 7, 2012 at 6:09 pm
    I pretty much loathe the Poltergeist movies… particularly the first one for having so many good ingredients but lacking any sort of courage to actually make the movie scary… even as a kid I felt it bluffed it’s way out of every corner.
    That said, the moment with Kane approaching the house and trying to get in is something I always refer folks too when they insist that horror films without FX aren’t as scary.
  • 4 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Aug 7, 2012 at 9:40 pm
    Lottie,
    I had a similar experience with the series, something always felt a bit off with part 2 as if giant chunks of it were missing. Still, there’s some great stuff in there too and Kane really does work when he’s given the chance.
    Speaking of missing pieces: I enjoy the scene with the car getting attacked in the garage but then it drives me crazy that the car drives away with damage (paint all over it, a multitude of holes) and they never show any of that happening in the scene. I guess it ended up on the cutting room floor but it makes for an awkward edit.
    I know they must have meant for something more dramatic at the end. I may have to track down the novelization and see if I can figure it out!
    Matt,
    Oh, that scene in the mall is good especially if you ever got lost as a kid in the store! I wish they didn’t show the people walking through Kane in it though. I think it would be better without that but I’m kinda weird about ghost rules in movies! I guess Kane can only be seen by the Freelings?
    Jerry Goldsmith rules! He really tried to make that ending work! My favorite of his is either Psycho 2 or Gremlins I think! Oh wait, ALIEN!!!! ALIEN is out of control perfect!!!!
    Knob,
    Wow! You didn’t like the first one at all? I didn’t know that was possible! I’m glad you can still appreciate that Kane scene anyway. I think you could show just that scene out of context as a short film and it would absolutely work and still be just as scary. I even like the texture that the screen door puts over his face. It almost looks like canvas.
    btw knob you should do a IAHTKY! I want to hear your picks!
  • 5 knobgobblerNo Gravatar // Aug 8, 2012 at 4:28 am
    Do I complain too much?
    Probably…
    It’s not that I don’t like the first one at all, that I could just ignore… instead it frustratingly walks up to the edge of scary and then pulls its punches… over and over.
    It’s the first movie I remember looking forward to seeing and then feeling like someone pulled a fast one on me.
    It’s well made, well acted… but so many of the gags look like leftovers from Indiana Jones and Close Encounters… it’s just too damn much FX… the same cock-up Spielberg handed out with his remake of ‘The Haunting’ (I continue to curse him for that one). With less it could have been so much more.
  • 6 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Aug 8, 2012 at 8:28 am
    KNob- No, you don’t complain too much! You always have an interesting opinion! And I see your point, I really love the original film but there are scenes (like the one with the guy ripping his face off in the mirror) that are chained to the time period. On the other hand, I think the series is really unique in showing a child’s eye view of terror and that stuff holds up. The approaching storm, the clown doll and even that canary in the cigar box hit on something universal.
  • 7 eyesofbenNo Gravatar // Aug 8, 2012 at 9:10 am
    Hi, this is the artist formerly known as Ben S (I finally decided to register)! I love this review. POLTERGEIST II was the first horror movie I ever saw, so it will always hold a very special place in my heart.
    In addition to all of Kane’s “present day” scenes, I also find the scenes with Diane’s “psychic-vision” cult flashbacks wonderfully traumatic (Tangina screaming “TELL ME WHAT YOU SAW!” while Diane recounted the horrors of the cult kept me up a little the night after I saw it for the first time).
    Have you ever noticed that the song that plays during Diane’s first flashback (cross-cut with “Let me in!”) sounds an awful lot like the Kellerman’s song from the end of DIRTY DANCING?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5mereCM83Y
    Yeah, um, neither did I.
    POLTERGEIST II is very tonally different from POLTERGEIST, and I think I actually appreciate its extra sappy sentimentality (juxtaposed, as you mention, with so much real life nastiness). I am probably also the ONLY PERSON IN THE WORLD who actually is moved by the “Goodbye Grandma!” ending, and also the scene where Geraldine Fitzgerald emerges through the body of the unhappy diner patron. Makes me miss my own grandmother. I primarily think of both POLTERGEIST movies as tearjerkers.
    Finally, I will embarrass myself further by noting that, for some remarkable reason, the “Other Side” finale (which intellectually I know is really subpar) has always oddly satisfied me. That’s what I imagined that The Other Side looked like when I saw the first film! Possibly because a) I saw the second film first, and b) I was 6.
  • 8 eyesofbenNo Gravatar // Aug 8, 2012 at 9:15 am
    For evidence that DIRTY DANCING ripped off POLTERGEIST II, fast forward to :30.

  • 9 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Aug 8, 2012 at 6:47 pm
    eyesofben,
    You’re right those flashbacks are pretty darn good and I like the weird angles used and Jobeth Williams crying will always move me! I guess it’s safe to say that every morsel we get of Kane is worthwhile.
    and OK, I may get the smallest tiniest tear in my eye at magic grandma ghost but only when nobody else around.
    Ha- I never noticed that Dirty Dancing song was so creepy before!
    Alas, I will always be disappointed by the “other side” and all the floating around. It reminds me too much of the inside of the top hat in Lidsville….
  • 10 Lynette FrommeNo Gravatar // Aug 9, 2012 at 9:26 am
    Totally agree with knobgobbler.
  • 11 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Aug 9, 2012 at 11:12 am
    H. R. Giger did some really amazing concept art for Poltergeist 2. It might have been cool if more of his stuff made it to the screen.
    Check out these 2 pages…..
    http://lcart3.narod.ru/image/fantasy/giger/po/1.htm
    http://lcart3.narod.ru/image/fantasy/giger/po/2.htm
  • 12 Matt SunshineNo Gravatar // Aug 9, 2012 at 5:38 pm
    Lance, though I love Poltergeist II as is, I agree and wish more of his stuff made it in to the film. It’s been years since I read the novelization, but I’m positive there was more to it and at least one scene would have involved expansive special fx.
    Lance & eyesofben – you’re not alone, I also have to admit there are scenes and Poltergeist 1 and 2 that are very emotional for me. And eyesofben, you aren’t the only one…I agree with what you said. I do love The Other Side and feel some strange mix of sadness and joy, as well as in P2, the conversation between Carol Anne and Grandma Jess in the kitchen. Especially when Carol Anne tells her she doesn’t want to grow up, and even more so now that I am older and the actress playing her, Heather O’Rourke died as a child.
    Lance, do you own any albums of Goldsmith scores? I love P1 and 2, and agree Gremlins, Alien and Psycho II are fantastic…even on their own. The opening credits of Psycho II have always struck a nerve with me and I never told you at the time because I wasn’t a member, but your Psycho II tribute from a few years back absolutely killed me. I could have said literally every single word.
  • 13 unkle lanciferNo Gravatar // Aug 9, 2012 at 6:23 pm
    Matt, I just re-watched Pyscho II recently with some friends and I swear it never fails to blow me away. It just seems to get better and better with age. That score is one of my all time favorites and yes, I do own that one! I’m very glad you appreciated that post! I could watch that movie again in a second and it’s one of the main reasons I ignore people when they complain about sequels. It’s so well done and because I so enjoy the relationship between Norman and Mary, I actually prefer it to the original.
    It’s too bad that a decent collector’s edition of Poltergeist II has not yet come to be. I would love to hear more about what was originally intended and what was lost. (I have to read that tie-n book!) I’m sure you have already been to this place, but I highly recommend this exceptional fan site for anyone interested in the movie….
    http://www.poltergeistii.poltergeistiii.com/
  • 14 Matt SunshineNo Gravatar // Aug 10, 2012 at 11:13 pm
    I feel the same Lance, and I also prefer Psycho II to the original. Everything you mentioned, the score, Norman & Mary, I love the twist ending and the look of the film and camera work. I also think Perkins’ performance is crazy good and goes way over the first. Maybe you could do a post about the finer sequels…I forget if there is one already.
    BTW, I do love that site very much…thank you.
  • 15 boxxxerNo Gravatar // Aug 15, 2012 at 12:16 pm
    you got me up at 3 in the morning to tell me this? you are a pack o’ trouble, girl
    thanks for showing appreciation for this much maligned sequel. though heavily cut, i love P2 almost as much as P1, balancing the happy family cheesiness with healthy humour and horror.
    another great kindertrauma was Robbie’s Evil Braces scene
    P3 is hilariously terrible. half the script was ‘Carol Anne’ repeated 113 times
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Collins’ Crypt: Minute By Minute - POLTERGEIST II: THE OTHER SIDE

BC gives the minute by minute treatment to the POLTERGEIST sequel. 
I know it almost can't be, but as far as my memory is concerned (not to mention checking against Boxofficemojo's yearly charts to see if anything would jog my memory), Poltergeist II: The Other Side is the first movie I ever saw in theaters. Again, I'm sure my mom took me to some Disney movie or maybe the ET re-release or something, but my first clear memory of going to the theater was for this 1986 sequel, cementing my lifelong love of horror in the process (which was already budding - I had to have seen the original by this point, right?). I should mention I was six at the time, so I think it's pretty much guaranteed: my mom > your mom. No offense.

But oddly I don't think I ever watched the whole thing again until I reviewed it for Horror Movie A Day about five years ago. Some scenes, like Steven's worm-drinking freakout or Robby's battle with his braces, stuck in my head pretty clearly, but everything involving the Taylor character, Tangina's role, Kane's cult... none of it rang a bell during that viewing. It's possible I watched just the scenes I liked when it was on HBO or something - as we're about to see, the pacing can be a bit languished, with a lot of talk between the big setpieces, and a pretty rushed and confusing ending to boot. But does it make for a worthy followup to the classic original, which has officially entered remake phase last week with the hiring of a director? Let's find out!

00:00 - MGM logo, in front of a film that was actually released by MGM originally. Since nowadays they habitually buy up film libraries from bankrupt companies, you see the logo in front of things that were originally released by Orion, or one of Roger Corman's companies. That poor lion has no idea how many bad movies he now introduces.

01:00 - A shot of Taylor (Will Sampson), sitting by a fire and looking up at the sky.


02:00 - A closeup of Taylor as he looks down. This movie hits the ground running!

03:00 - A blurry closeup of the fire.

04:00 - The credit for Julian Beck (Kane) over a shot of the ghost town that is Cuesta Verde. Beck had died of stomach cancer before the film had finished production, cementing the idea of a so-called "Poltergeist Curse," created by folks looking for a reason to explain the admittedly high number of deaths involved with the series. That he already knew he had the cancer before he was even offered the role doesn't seem to be taken under consideration by these conspiracy theorists.

05:00 - Taylor getting out of his truck.

06:00 - Taylor descending a ladder. I don't remember it taking so long before we get to the Freelings.

07:00 - Taylor looking around a cave.

08:00 - The Freelings! They're enjoying an outdoor lunch.

09:00 - Steven (Craig The Nelson) fiddling with a radio. Paying off/continuing the gag at the end of the first film, they are still a no-TV family.

10:00 - Grandma talking to Carol Anne about her drawing.

11:00 - A closeup of Carol Anne, played by the late Heather O'Rourke. The so-called curse is seemingly centered on this film; obviously O'Rourke was in all three films but director Brian Gibson and co-stars Will Sampson and Julian Beck were only involved in this one, and they have all since died. Worth noting that cancer was the cause of Beck and Gibson's death, and also what claimed composer Jerry Goldsmith in 2004 (same year as Gibson). I still don't believe there's a curse, but out of all the nutty theories I've heard about movies, it's at least got a ton of evidence to support it.

12:00 - Shot of an angry looking JoBeth Williams.

13:00 - Steven face down on his bed, upset about their money issues. I like how they deal somewhat realistically with the fallout (insurance money, moving, etc) of being haunted and having your house disappear. Part of what made III such a lame sequel was that it lost the family element, as Carol Anne was sent to Chicago to live with some in-laws that we didn't know or care about, and the attempts to make them likable like the Freelings were forced and obvious. No movie has ever been improved by writing Craig T. Nelson out of it.


14:00 - Steven singing to Diane. Nelson's hair is amazing in this movie, by the way.

15:00 - A closeup of a TV showing an American flag.

16:00 - Carol Anne running from Kane at a mall.

17:00 - Diane, just now noticing that her daughter is missing. You'd think she'd be a little more diligent with watching her 7 year old kid in a mall anyway, but especially so when she's prone to being whisked away to other dimensions in the safety of their own home.

18:00 - Diane talking to her mother.


19:00 - ICONIC IMAGERY! (Flashback footage from Part 1)

20:00 - Carol Anne walking down a hallway.

21:00 - Carol Anne waking up to the sound of her toy telephone, which replaces the TV as the "innocuous object you will be afraid of when you go home" for this movie.

22:00 - Diane telling the kids that Grandma died in her sleep. Grandma is actually the only character to die in the first two films, and it was off-screen (and not ghost related, if memory serves), which is kind of interesting and a great counterpoint to anyone that claims you need violence to make an effective horror film (for the first one that is; this one doesn't make for a good counterpoint to anything except maybe a claim that drinking the tequila worm is a sound idea).

23:00 - A flashback of young Diane playing in the garden with her mom. This stuff would be more effective if Grandma had been a character in the first film, I think. We just met her ten minutes ago; it's not like we've gotten that attached.


24:00 - Hilariously bad FX shot of a cloud forming over the home they now have to themselves. Also, how did the cops and insurance folks not look into this situation a little more closely? A family who had to escape their last home because it was "haunted" moves in with a family member who then dies, presumably leaving them a free house in the process? I'd be mad suspicious.

25:00 - Shot of Carol Anne's bedroom floor.

26:00 - Same, different angle though.

27:00 - It's back! Carol Anne's toys are attacking her. Jerry Goldsmith offers some Omen-style score here.

28:00 - Carol Anne's bedroom. Everything has died down except for the robot, still clacking away.

29:00 - The Freelings looking at Taylor, whom they have just met.

30:00 - Part of my favorite little bit in the movie, where Carol Anne expresses her wish to live at Dunkin Donuts. Since they live in Arizona now it would be possible; had they stayed in California (the first movie's locale) she'd be shit out of luck until 2015 (cue the obligatory talkback "You don't have Dunkins in California?" - no, we don't. There's one on an army base near San Diego that civilians were allowed to visit for the first month or so, but so many people were coming on base to go there they had to change the rule. However, Dunkins have announced plans to bring several stores to the area in 2015.)

31:00 - Some lady with rollers in her hair talking to Diane.


32:00 - Steven and Diane talking to Taylor. Also, Steven's hair is now short - I either missed a scene where he got a haircut or maybe he had it cut for the funeral. Either way it is sorely missed.

33:00 - Steven and Taylor looking at the house.

34:00 - Steven looking in awe at Taylor doing a rain dance.

35:00 - Carol Anne at a window, beaming at the butterflies that have gathered around Taylor outside.

36:00 - Diane scolding Taylor for something. He sure takes a lot of shit from the Freelings, considering that he's there to help them.

37:00 - Steven offering to let Taylor sleep in their house (he's currently residing in a tent in their lawn) if he leaves their car alone.

38:00 - Creepiest scene in the movie! Kane walking up to their house while singing.

39:00 - Kane talking to the family. The guy in part III (Nathan Davis, who has also since died but 20 years after appearing in the film, and he was 91 years old) was okay but man, Beck is one creepy ass dude.

40:00 - Kane talking to Steven.

41:00 - Diane having flashes to Kane's cult. The Amityville Horror remake kind of ripped this movie off, I now realize: old creepy cult dude, Native Americans, etc.

42:00 - Nelson, looking terrified. Who can blame him?

43:00 - LET! ME! IN!

44:00 - Kane walking away as the rain stops.

45:00 - Steven looking at a feather.

46:00 - Taylor asking Steven if he "feels like a leaf at the mercy of the wind".

47:00 - Taylor telling Steven that he is a warrior. I wouldn't argue with anyone who can take out Jack Nicholson.

48:00 - Robby grabbing a razor and shaving creme.

49:00 - This scene is one that has burned into my head and also probably responsible for my misaligned teeth. My dentist recommended braces when I was younger and I refused, as this forever turned me off to the idea of having them. The first is also responsible for my minor fear of clowns, but part III didn't scar me in any way. I'm perfectly okay with mirrors and puddles.


50:00 - See? This could have happened to me. No thank you.

51:00 - Taylor and Carol Anne reacting to a bright light.

52:00 - Steven asking about Kane.

53:00 - Taylor telling the Freelings to listen.

54:00 - Low tracking shot of the house's exterior.


55:00 - Tangina arrives at the home. So the ominous low tracking shot was a joke, but an accurate one!

56:00 - Diane talking to Tangina. I like that they've remained friends.

57:00 - Taylor chanting and waving a rattle around - is this politically incorrect? We never see these sort of characters in movies anymore.

58:00 - Diane looking at a photo of Kane's cult.

59:00 - Tangina yelling at Diane, which activates another flashback.

60:00 - Tangina hugging Diane, post flashback trauma. I usually don't like when they explain too much about a villain, but I like how they found a way to expand the original's story without ret-conning anything. It's not the greatest backstory in the world, but it's certainly better than just having them be haunted again by random ghosts.

61:00 - An eagle flying around the desert.

62:00 - The family eating dinner.

63:00 - Steven reaching for the toy telephone.


64:00 - Steven drinking from his tequila bottle - this is another of the scenes that burned in my mind for a while. As a six year old, I decided to never drink tequila, which is funny because now as an adult I find it to be my least favorite hard alcohol (I usually just drink beer, but if doing shots tequila would be the last I'd pick).

65:00 - Carol Anne blow-drying her doll's hair.

66:00 - A drunken (or is he already possessed? I forget) Steven talking to a concerned Diane.

67:00 - They're still bickering. Good thing Taylor's not around or they'd be taking it out on him.

68:00 - Okay, yeah, he's definitely possessed now, making crazy faces.

69:00 - Steven trying to break free of Kane's hold.

70:00 - The worm thing flailing about. For you younger audiences, this is what is known as a "practical creature effect." Back in the day, a team of guys (or just one) would create a tangible puppet or full body suit for an actor to wear, which the other actors in the scene would be able to see and interact with. However, these guys were all put out of work or forced to use inferior CGI technology to stay in business, and now most creatures you see in movies look weightless and silly (see: Mama).

71:00 - Steven and Diane making their way down the hall.

72:00 - Steven reacting to a door that just slammed shut.

73:00 - Steven and Diane looking at their ceiling.

74:00 - Diane looking around the house for the kids. It's kind of weak that they'd attempt a "Carol Anne is missing, AGAIN!" thing for the finale - they couldn't think of anything better? Or have Robby be the victim?

75:00 - Everyone (sans Carol Anne) in the garage.

76:00 - A closeup of Steven trying to start the car. Carol Anne is back (I forget how this played out, she must have been hiding in there somewhere).


77:00 - A shot of the chainsaw slicing up their hood. This movie was nominated for an Academy Award for its visual effects, but they're pretty lousy looking to my eyes compared to other films of the era (Aliens was also nominated that year, and rightfully won). Let's hope this never appears on Blu-ray - it'll be atrocious.

78:00 - The family driving along after escaping.

79:00 - Same shot.

80:00 - Tangina addressing the family. There's a thing about the climactic battle where the entire family had to come and stick together or else they wouldn't be able to defeat Kane (even the dog goes!), which is an odd choice to make for a movie that completely ignores 20% of the family (the older daughter, Dana, who is at college and no longer speaking to the family according to the film's novelization). The real reason, sadly, is that actress Dominique Dunne was the first victim of the alleged curse, having been killed by an ex-boyfriend shortly after the first film's release. I guess since the scene explaining her absence was cut out, they were hoping folks would just forget she existed.

81:00 - Tangina making her way through a cave. I like how there's only nine minutes left of the movie, including credits, and they still haven't actually gone to the "Other Side" of the movie's title.

82:00 - Craig T. Nelson manhandling Zelda Rubenstein.

83:00 - Taylor, wearing face paint and tending a fire.


84:00 - The family, engulfed in an orange light. Everything looks like Poochie returning to his home planet. Were there no other visual FX movies to nominate that year or...?

85:00 - Same shot as 83:00.

86:00 - The family hugging. In retrospect it's very bittersweet, since this would be the last time they'd all be together - only O'Rourke went on to appear in the third film, and then she passed away before any sort of reunion (also, the last time we'd see O'Rourke in the final scene of a Poltergeist - since the ending for III was reshot after she died, they used a very obvious double).

87:00 - Taylor, conning Steven out of his car.

88:00 - Credits for stunt folks, including George P. Wilbur who would go on to play Michael Myers in Halloween 4.

89:00 - For some reason, more stunt credits, including Wilbur again as stunt coordinator. Weird.

90:00 - The credits for the creature crew, including Screaming Mad George! If you're unfamiliar with his work, look him up - he did a lot of the craziest FX of the late 80s, including the "roach motel" scene in Nightmare on Elm Street 4.

And that's it; the movie ends at 90:40, with Jerry Goldsmith's iconic main theme playing all the way to the end.

While it doesn't live up to the original, it's certainly the superior of the two sequels, and a good effort all around. The setpieces definitely have a "We came up with the idea and then figured out how to work it into the movie" feel to them, but some of the haunting elements, like the toy telephone, do the original proud, and even if I wasn't so young when I saw it I'm sure I'd still be pretty freaked out by that braces bit (I just have a thing with teeth - I felt bad for that zombie that got curb stomped on Walking Dead last week!). It could have been worse, is what I'm saying, though at the same time the quality declined enough to prove that this maybe wasn't a franchise-ready horror concept, and that they shouldn't have tried again with the third (the TV series was completely unrelated, so who cares). Good luck with that remake.

Tuesday, June 28, 2016

Poltergeist (Movie Review)

Poltergeist (Movie Review)

Director: Tobe Hooper | Release Date: 1982
In 1982, Tobe Hooper managed to put together a haunted house movie filled over the top ghost antics, some mildly disgusting special effects and some chilling scenes that stick with a person for life.  The fact that he gave us such a frightening film, all within the boundaries of a PG rating is still surprising to this day.
One of the secrets to Poltergeist's winning formula is its use of practical effects alongside early computerized effects to provide a film packed full of scares.  Even better, the film does not rely heavily on the easy jump scare to get you moving in your seat.  Instead, Hooper presents his monsters in the open, letting us experience the chaos that is affecting the Freeling family, right along side them.
Adding to the magic is a fantastic cast that feels realistic and down to earth, allowing the viewer to connect with them on the most basic level. Throughout the film, the family feels like every other middle class family, working hard to make ends meet while raising a healthy and happy family.  As the events begin to unfold in their house, the viewer can feel the weight of what they are experiencing, because it feels like it could be happening to anyone's faimly.
The story behind Poltergeist  also holds significant weight.  It’s steeped in backstory that unravels gradually throughout film, with a payoff that arrives right at climax of ghostly events.  We come to find that it isn’t just a simple unexplained haunting, but one with a specific purpose.  The elements that lead to the haunting are shocking and grimy, and leaves the viewer with a bad taste for such repulsive acts.
Filmed in 1982, Poltergeist manages to hold up well through a modern lens.  While the effects and scenery are certainly dated, the film manages to feel scarier than most modern takes of the same subject matter.

Casey

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A Closer Look : The Official POLTERGEIST Movie Poster Magazine 1982

Poster Magazines … the damn things were EVERYWHERE when I was a kid. Every movie, TV show and celebrity seemed to have one, and if you didn’t, you simply weren’t relevant! From the biggest summer blockbusters to the those cheesy one-hit wonder popstars, they ALL released their own ridiculously desirable folded magazines. Along with action figures and comic books they were easily one of the most purchased items during my childhood, and at one point I remember counting my collection which had reached 60+!
Over the years that followed I stupidly started to disperse this magnificent mountain of glossy paper. I gave some to friends, sold a few at comic conventions I attended as a teenager, and I have NO doubt that my dear old mum probably introduced many of them to the inside of a trash bag. But through all of this one of them survived the cull. One of them hid in the shadows, avoided attention, and stayed by my side into adulthood.
All hail the POLTERGEIST Official Movie Poster Magazine!!
Poltergeist Poster Magazine Front Cover
It’s not the most eye-catching poster magazine from that era, and I can’t imagine they sold very many due to competing with the likes of Indiana Jones and Star Wars, but it’s a perfect example of why these things were so wonderful and appealing to movie fans at a time before the internet existed. They were information and image filled promotional tools, and at the end of it all you got a fucking big poster to attach to your bedroom wall with thumb tacks!
Yesterday was the 34th anniversary of Poltergeist’s original release on the big screen, and for the first time in a few years I pulled my last remaining poster magazine out of its protective sleeve and slowly unfolded it for old times’ sake. Join me now as I take a CLOSER LOOK …
Poltergeist Poster Magazine Inside First Page
Poltergeist Poster Magazine Inside Detail 1
Poltergeist Poster Magazine Inside Detail 2
Poltergeist Poster Magazine Inside Centre Spread Unfolded
Poltergeist Poster Magazine Inside Detail 3
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Poltergeist Poster Magazine Inside Detail 6
Poltergeist Poster Magazine Unfolded Poster

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