I know it almost
can't be, but as far as my memory is concerned
(not to mention checking against Boxofficemojo's yearly charts to see
if anything would jog my memory),
Poltergeist II: The Other Side is the first movie I ever saw in theaters. Again, I'm sure my mom took me to some Disney movie or maybe the
ET re-release
or something, but my first clear memory of going to the theater was for
this 1986 sequel, cementing my lifelong love of horror in the process
(which was already budding - I had to have seen the original by this
point, right?). I should mention I was six at the time, so I think it's
pretty much guaranteed: my mom > your mom. No offense.
But oddly I don't think I ever watched the whole thing again until
I reviewed it for Horror Movie A Day
about five years ago. Some scenes, like Steven's worm-drinking freakout
or Robby's battle with his braces, stuck in my head pretty clearly, but
everything involving the Taylor character, Tangina's role, Kane's
cult... none of it rang a bell during that viewing. It's possible I
watched just the scenes I liked when it was on HBO or something - as
we're about to see, the pacing can be a bit languished, with a lot of
talk between the big setpieces, and a pretty rushed and confusing ending
to boot. But does it make for a worthy followup to the classic
original, which has officially entered remake phase last week with the
hiring of a director? Let's find out!
00:00 - MGM logo, in
front of a film that was actually released by MGM originally. Since
nowadays they habitually buy up film libraries from bankrupt companies,
you see the logo in front of things that were originally released by
Orion, or one of Roger Corman's companies. That poor lion has no idea
how many bad movies he now introduces.
01:00 - A shot of Taylor (Will Sampson), sitting by a fire and looking up at the sky.
02:00 - A closeup of Taylor as he looks down. This movie hits the ground running!
03:00 - A blurry closeup of the fire.
04:00
- The credit for Julian Beck (Kane) over a shot of the ghost town that
is Cuesta Verde. Beck had died of stomach cancer before the film had
finished production, cementing the idea of a so-called "
Poltergeist Curse,"
created by folks looking for a reason to explain the admittedly high
number of deaths involved with the series. That he already knew he had
the cancer before he was even offered the role doesn't seem to be taken
under consideration by these conspiracy theorists.
05:00 - Taylor getting out of his truck.
06:00 - Taylor descending a ladder. I don't remember it taking so long before we get to the Freelings.
07:00 - Taylor looking around a cave.
08:00 - The Freelings! They're enjoying an outdoor lunch.
09:00
- Steven (Craig The Nelson) fiddling with a radio. Paying
off/continuing the gag at the end of the first film, they are still a
no-TV family.
10:00 - Grandma talking to Carol Anne about her drawing.
11:00 -
A closeup of Carol Anne, played by the late Heather O'Rourke. The
so-called curse is seemingly centered on this film; obviously O'Rourke
was in all three films but director Brian Gibson and co-stars Will
Sampson and Julian Beck were only involved in this one, and they have
all since died. Worth noting that cancer was the cause of Beck and
Gibson's death, and also what claimed composer Jerry Goldsmith in 2004
(same year as Gibson). I still don't believe there's a curse, but out of
all the nutty theories I've heard about movies, it's at least got a ton
of evidence to support it.
12:00 - Shot of an angry looking JoBeth Williams.
13:00
- Steven face down on his bed, upset about their money issues. I like
how they deal somewhat realistically with the fallout (insurance money,
moving, etc) of being haunted and having your house disappear. Part of
what made
III such a lame sequel was that it lost the
family element, as Carol Anne was sent to Chicago to live with some
in-laws that we didn't know or care about, and the attempts to make them
likable like the Freelings were forced and obvious. No movie has ever
been improved by writing Craig T. Nelson out of it.
14:00 - Steven singing to Diane. Nelson's hair is amazing in this movie, by the way.
15:00 - A closeup of a TV showing an American flag.
16:00 - Carol Anne running from Kane at a mall.
17:00
- Diane, just now noticing that her daughter is missing. You'd think
she'd be a little more diligent with watching her 7 year old kid in a
mall anyway, but especially so when she's prone to being whisked away to
other dimensions in the safety of their own home.
18:00 - Diane talking to her mother.
19:00 - ICONIC IMAGERY! (Flashback footage from Part 1)
20:00 - Carol Anne walking down a hallway.
21:00
- Carol Anne waking up to the sound of her toy telephone, which
replaces the TV as the "innocuous object you will be afraid of when you
go home" for this movie.
22:00 - Diane telling the kids
that Grandma died in her sleep. Grandma is actually the only character
to die in the first two films, and it was off-screen (and not ghost
related, if memory serves), which is kind of interesting and a great
counterpoint to anyone that claims you need violence to make an
effective horror film (for the first one that is; this one doesn't make
for a good counterpoint to anything except maybe a claim that drinking
the tequila worm is a sound idea).
23:00 - A flashback of
young Diane playing in the garden with her mom. This stuff would be more
effective if Grandma had been a character in the first film, I think.
We just met her ten minutes ago; it's not like we've gotten that
attached.
24:00 - Hilariously bad FX shot of a cloud forming over the home
they now have to themselves. Also, how did the cops and insurance folks
not look into this situation a little more closely? A family who had to
escape their last home because it was "haunted" moves in with a family
member who then dies, presumably leaving them a free house in the
process? I'd be mad suspicious.
25:00 - Shot of Carol Anne's bedroom floor.
26:00 - Same, different angle though.
27:00 - It's back! Carol Anne's toys are attacking her. Jerry Goldsmith offers some
Omen-style score here.
28:00 - Carol Anne's bedroom. Everything has died down except for the robot, still clacking away.
29:00 - The Freelings looking at Taylor, whom they have just met.
30:00
- Part of my favorite little bit in the movie, where Carol Anne
expresses her wish to live at Dunkin Donuts. Since they live in Arizona
now it would be possible; had they stayed in California (the first
movie's locale) she'd be shit out of luck until 2015 (cue the obligatory
talkback "You don't have Dunkins in California?" - no, we don't.
There's one on an army base near San Diego that civilians were allowed
to visit for the first month or so, but so many people were coming on
base to go there they had to change the rule. However, Dunkins have
announced plans to bring several stores to the area in 2015.)
31:00 - Some lady with rollers in her hair talking to Diane.
32:00 - Steven and Diane talking to Taylor. Also, Steven's hair
is now short - I either missed a scene where he got a haircut or maybe
he had it cut for the funeral. Either way it is sorely missed.
33:00 - Steven and Taylor looking at the house.
34:00 - Steven looking in awe at Taylor doing a rain dance.
35:00 - Carol Anne at a window, beaming at the butterflies that have gathered around Taylor outside.
36:00
- Diane scolding Taylor for something. He sure takes a lot of shit from
the Freelings, considering that he's there to help them.
37:00
- Steven offering to let Taylor sleep in their house (he's currently
residing in a tent in their lawn) if he leaves their car alone.
38:00 - Creepiest scene in the movie! Kane walking up to their house while singing.
39:00
- Kane talking to the family. The guy in part III (Nathan Davis, who
has also since died but 20 years after appearing in the film, and he was
91 years old) was okay but man, Beck is one creepy ass dude.
40:00 - Kane talking to Steven.
41:00 - Diane having flashes to Kane's cult.
The Amityville Horror remake kind of ripped this movie off, I now realize: old creepy cult dude, Native Americans, etc.
42:00 - Nelson, looking terrified. Who can blame him?
43:00 - LET! ME! IN!
44:00 - Kane walking away as the rain stops.
45:00 - Steven looking at a feather.
46:00 - Taylor asking Steven if he "feels like a leaf at the mercy of the wind".
47:00 - Taylor telling Steven that he is a warrior. I wouldn't argue with anyone who can take out Jack Nicholson.
48:00 - Robby grabbing a razor and shaving creme.
49:00 -
This scene is one that has burned into my head and also probably
responsible for my misaligned teeth. My dentist recommended braces when I
was younger and I refused, as this forever turned me off to the idea of
having them. The first is also responsible for my minor fear of clowns,
but part III didn't scar me in any way. I'm perfectly okay with mirrors
and puddles.
50:00 - See? This could have happened to me. No thank you.
51:00 - Taylor and Carol Anne reacting to a bright light.
52:00 - Steven asking about Kane.
53:00 - Taylor telling the Freelings to listen.
54:00 - Low tracking shot of the house's exterior.
55:00 - Tangina arrives at the home. So the ominous low tracking shot was a joke, but an accurate one!
56:00 - Diane talking to Tangina. I like that they've remained friends.
57:00
- Taylor chanting and waving a rattle around - is this politically
incorrect? We never see these sort of characters in movies anymore.
58:00 - Diane looking at a photo of Kane's cult.
59:00 - Tangina yelling at Diane, which activates another flashback.
60:00
- Tangina hugging Diane, post flashback trauma. I usually don't like
when they explain too much about a villain, but I like how they found a
way to expand the original's story without ret-conning anything. It's
not the greatest backstory in the world, but it's certainly better than
just having them be haunted again by random ghosts.
61:00 - An eagle flying around the desert.
62:00 - The family eating dinner.
63:00 - Steven reaching for the toy telephone.
64:00 - Steven drinking from his tequila bottle - this is another
of the scenes that burned in my mind for a while. As a six year old, I
decided to never drink tequila, which is funny because now as an adult I
find it to be my least favorite hard alcohol (I usually just drink
beer, but if doing shots tequila would be the last I'd pick).
65:00 - Carol Anne blow-drying her doll's hair.
66:00 - A drunken (or is he already possessed? I forget) Steven talking to a concerned Diane.
67:00 - They're still bickering. Good thing Taylor's not around or they'd be taking it out on him.
68:00 - Okay, yeah, he's definitely possessed now, making crazy faces.
69:00 - Steven trying to break free of Kane's hold.
70:00 -
The worm thing flailing about. For you younger audiences, this is what
is known as a "practical creature effect." Back in the day, a team of
guys (or just one) would create a tangible puppet or full body suit for
an actor to wear, which the other actors in the scene would be able to
see and interact with. However, these guys were all put out of work or
forced to use inferior CGI technology to stay in business, and now most
creatures you see in movies look weightless and silly (see:
Mama).
71:00 - Steven and Diane making their way down the hall.
72:00 - Steven reacting to a door that just slammed shut.
73:00 - Steven and Diane looking at their ceiling.
74:00 -
Diane looking around the house for the kids. It's kind of weak that
they'd attempt a "Carol Anne is missing, AGAIN!" thing for the finale -
they couldn't think of anything better? Or have Robby be the victim?
75:00 - Everyone (sans Carol Anne) in the garage.
76:00
- A closeup of Steven trying to start the car. Carol Anne is back (I
forget how this played out, she must have been hiding in there
somewhere).
77:00 - A shot of the chainsaw slicing up their hood. This movie
was nominated for an Academy Award for its visual effects, but they're
pretty lousy looking to my eyes compared to other films of the era (
Aliens was also nominated that year, and rightfully won). Let's hope this never appears on Blu-ray - it'll be atrocious.
78:00 - The family driving along after escaping.
79:00 - Same shot.
80:00
- Tangina addressing the family. There's a thing about the climactic
battle where the entire family had to come and stick together or else
they wouldn't be able to defeat Kane (even the dog goes!), which is an
odd choice to make for a movie that completely ignores 20% of the family
(the older daughter, Dana, who is at college and no longer speaking to
the family according to the film's novelization). The real reason,
sadly, is that actress Dominique Dunne was the first victim of the
alleged curse, having been killed by an ex-boyfriend shortly after the
first film's release. I guess since the scene explaining her absence was
cut out, they were hoping folks would just forget she existed.
81:00 -
Tangina making her way through a cave. I like how there's only nine
minutes left of the movie, including credits, and they still haven't
actually gone to the "Other Side" of the movie's title.
82:00 - Craig T. Nelson manhandling Zelda Rubenstein.
83:00 - Taylor, wearing face paint and tending a fire.
84:00 - The family, engulfed in an orange light. Everything looks
like Poochie returning to his home planet. Were there no other visual
FX movies to nominate that year or...?
85:00 - Same shot as 83:00.
86:00
- The family hugging. In retrospect it's very bittersweet, since this
would be the last time they'd all be together - only O'Rourke went on to
appear in the third film, and then she passed away before any sort of
reunion (also, the last time we'd see O'Rourke in the final scene of a
Poltergeist - since the ending for III was reshot after she died, they used a very obvious double).
87:00 - Taylor, conning Steven out of his car.
88:00 - Credits for stunt folks, including George P. Wilbur who would go on to play Michael Myers in
Halloween 4.
89:00 - For some reason, more stunt credits, including Wilbur again as stunt coordinator. Weird.
90:00
- The credits for the creature crew, including Screaming Mad George! If
you're unfamiliar with his work, look him up - he did a lot of the
craziest FX of the late 80s, including the "roach motel" scene in
Nightmare on Elm Street 4.
And that's it; the movie ends at 90:40, with Jerry Goldsmith's iconic main theme playing all the way to the end.
While it doesn't live up to the original, it's certainly the superior of
the two sequels, and a good effort all around. The setpieces definitely
have a "We came up with the idea and then figured out how to work it
into the movie" feel to them, but some of the haunting elements, like
the toy telephone, do the original proud, and even if I wasn't so young
when I saw it I'm sure I'd still be pretty freaked out by that braces
bit (I just have a thing with teeth - I felt bad for that zombie that
got curb stomped on
Walking Dead last week!). It could
have been worse, is what I'm saying, though at the same time the quality
declined enough to prove that this maybe wasn't a franchise-ready
horror concept, and that they shouldn't have tried again with the third
(the TV series was completely unrelated, so who cares). Good luck with
that remake.
Also, does the dvd you have include both Poltergeist 2 and 3? When I rented the movie at Blockbuster I got a combined DVD which was a great deal, two for the price of one. I have also seen this double deal at Best Buy. So if you don't already have these and don't want to cough up the money to complete a trilogy, try going for the double DVD, I think I saw it for 9.99.
However, at least they are on opposing sides, so the quality doesn't suffer, unlike the Friday the 13th box set which puts two films per side. Assholes.
I haven't watched it in a while, but remember nothing really going anywhere (and if I didn't think it was going anywhere at the age of 10 or 11 then you know it REALLY didn't), then it ends with the old woman (whos name I forget at the moment) going into the mirror and taking care of the problem
The psychiatrist guy in this film made me just want to punch him in the face for his stupidity!
Also, I also wondered why Carol Anne gets made fun of at the school- is seeing ghosts really a reason to make fun of somebody? It reminded me of Halloween 4 where Jamie is made fun of for being an orphan.