Wednesday, January 20, 2016

The 8 Best Horror Movies of All Time

8) Poltergeist                                                   (8 of 8)
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8) Poltergeist                                                   (8 of 8)

This is a true ghost movie with everything happening the way it should in a haunted house. The plot revolves around a family who moves in to a new house they didn’t know was build on an old cemetery.
A static TV in the house releases demons and evil spirits, who make their presence noticeable. The little girl is often seen talking to someone through the TV, with lights going crazy and furniture moving on its own.
The screenplay is definitely much spookier than you would have liked. Get ready to feel scared and thrilled at the same time.

Thursday, January 14, 2016

The Best of 80s Horror: The Top 10 Horror Movies From 1982


As a whole, 1982 didn't produce a lot of essential viewing in terms of 80s horror movies. While a few classics emerged from the relatively silent year, several less memorable entries nudged their way to the bottom of the list. As the decade slowly moved away from the 70s, many films struggled to acquire a new identity in the 80s. Though we began to see glimpses of mid to late 80s horror, 1982 still proved to be quite distinct in terms of atmosphere and aesthetic. Regardless, I've constructed a list of what I deem to be the best horror movies released in 1982. As always, keep in mind that lists are subjective and thus getting angry for my personal choices and tastes is completely fruitless.

10. Friday the 13th Part III

80shorror.net Rating:

3 Scars
3 Scars


9.  Q: The Winged Serpent

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3.5 Scars
3.5 Scars


8.  New York Ripper

80shorror.net Rating:

3.5 Scars
3.5 Scars


7. Forbidden World

80shorror.net Rating:

3.5 Scars
3.5 Scars


6. Halloween III: Season of the Witch

80shorror.net Rating:

3.5 Scars
3.5 Scars


5. Basket Case

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4 Scars
4 Scars


4. Creepshow

80shorror.net Rating:

4 Scars
4 Scars

3. Poltergeist

80shorror.net Rating:

4 Scars
4 Scars

2. Tenebre

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4 Scars
4 Scars

1. The Thing

80shorror.net Rating:

5 Scars
5 Scars

Ghost/Supernatural Horror Movies of the 1980s: A Complete List of 80s Ghost Horror Films


The ghost movie... While monster movies and creature features have evolved significantly over time, supernatural/paranormal horror has, to a much more significant extent, remained unchanged. Though there are clear differences in ghost films from the 80s vs. those of previous decades, supernatural horror has always relied on psychological elements, which generally focus more on that which is not (or cannot) be seen rather than displaying overtly grotesque imagery. On a personal level, I've never been much of a fan of psychological horror (or supernatural horror), hence why I've taken a while to release a list detailing them. However, I realize that they're quite popular with a lot of people. As such, I've thrown together a list of ghost/supernatural/haunting films of the 1980s. Enjoy and let me know if I need to add more to the list!
Ghost/Supernatural Movies of the 1980s:
The Changeling (1980)
Next of Kin (1982)
Ghost Town (1988)
The Woman in Black

Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Top 20 Scariest Movies of All Time Ranked

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Like them or not, scary movies take our deepest fears and bring them to life.
Nerves tense, voices hoarse, and skirts short, the characters in horror flicks give us chills and send us running to the theater, or more accurately, the Netflix app on our phones, just to see just what might go bump in the night.
The scariest, most horrifying, most brutal, and least appropriate for children films are the only things that can satisfy our culture’s thirst…for blood.
Here is a list of the Top 20 Scariest Movies ranked in order:

 

20. The Audition (1999) 

The first entry on this list is a gore-fest. From the first cringe-inducing scene to the last, this Japanese film displays some of the most graphic torture scenes imaginable. Like a piano-wire slicing through human flesh, this movie digs deep and has become a cult classic. 

19. Wolf Creek (2005)

The first of the two Australian movies on this list is a low-budget film that follows some young and wild college kids into the Outback. Critically reviewed as exceptionally violent towards women, the film crossed over the ocean and performed fairly well in America because of its inventive and creatively brutal death scenes.
18. The Purge (2013)
Starting a little slow, the beginning of this movie features a short explanation of the mysterious “New Founding Fathers” who helped usher in the Purge. This one day of the year is the time when all crime, including murder, is legalized.
The scariest thing about this horror thriller is the sheer politeness of the violence. Neighbors invite each other over for Purge parties, newscasters read body counts like sports scores, and even your spouse might be planning to participate in the night’s festivities.
17. Reincarnation (2005)
Another Japanese film for the countdown, Reincarnation is the story of a hotel with a dark past. Through the eyes of a psychopathic father and the young woman he possesses, the audience is taken on a twisted journey throughout the resort. The movie has graphic scenes of dismemberment, suffering, and even the onscreen murder of children, something that even the scariest of American horror movies tend to shy away from.
16. Poltergeist (1982)
One of the many classic horror movies that has since spawned sequels and a recent remake, the original Poltergeist stands a cut above the rest. With an amazingly young and talented actress who was taken too soon, the film horrified moviegoers and new homeowners nationwide.
15. Misery (1990)
A Stephen King classic, Misery and its “hobbling” scene cemented Nurse Annie as cinema’s worst caretaker and best No. 1 fan. With incredibly believable scenes of desperate escape attempts, torture, and violent mood swings, James Caan and Kathy Bates fill up 107 minutes with too many memorable lines and moments to count.
14. The Babadook (2014)
Another horror film from Australia, The Babadook has graced Netflix’s queue for a few month’s now and rightfully so. Genuinely scary and refreshingly original, this horror film follows a widow and her young son as he battles his fears and an imaginary monster that turns out to be not only real, but deadly. This film has been critically praised and is the third-highest rated film of 2014 on Rotten Tomatoes.
13. Alien (1979)
This Ridley Scott sci-fi horror thriller helped launch Sigourney Weaver’s acting career and convinced the world that if aliens do exist, they want to murder us. The crew of the Nostromo spaceship is helpless against its extraterrestrial passenger and remember…in space, no one can hear you scream.
12. It Follows (2015)
The most recently made movie on the list, It Follows crept into theaters this year as a dark horse horror-thriller. An excellent balance of silence and creepy scores plus a simple premise made for an awesome and exhilarating break from modern day horror movies like Paranormal Activity and Ouija.
 11. Rosemary’s Baby (1968)
While your kids at home might be a lot to handle, at least be thankful that they’re not actually the spawn of Satan. Roman Polanski’s 1968 classic features a young mother, impregnated by the dark one himself, as she fights to protect her soul and her mind from a demonic cult.
10. The Wicker Man (1973)
After a horrible, horrible, horrible remake starring the horrible, horrible, sometimes okay Nicholas Cage, this English classic is well-made and downright creepy. Featuring the recently deceased actor, death metal musician, and all-around awesome person, Christopher Lee, The Wicker Man is a shining example of what a horror mystery should aspire to be.
9. The Strangers (2005)
Two people in a house being ruthlessly tormented and murdered by complete strangers.
This often overlooked film owes some of its scare factor to something absolutely terrifying– random chance. Featuring Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman as lovers spending the night in a home far from the city, The Strangers is one of those rare movies that doesn’t complicate its story with unnecessary plot lines and cheap thrills– its just plain scary.
8. Jaws (1975)
The biggest departure from traditional horror on this list is also one of its scariest. Stephen Spielberg’s summer shark blockbuster has terrified entire generations of kids and adults of the ocean. Despite a tight budget and a horrendous filming schedule, Jaws can still make most people look under the water in their swimming pool for sharks.
7. The Silence of the Lambs (1991)
Hello, Clarice…Those two words introduced the young FBI agent and the world to Dr. Hannibal Lector. The story of a young woman probing the mind of a brilliant and cannibalistic man, Silence of the Lambs played on the palpable chemistry between Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins to toy with its 1991 audience. Critically praised and commercially successful, the film has spawned parodies, copycats, and even its very own episode of South Park.
6. 28 Days Later (2002)
In a sea of zombie movies, this British horror film starring a young Cillian Murphy (Batman Begins, Red Eye, Inception) floats along a river of blood all the way to the top. With gritty visuals and an unpredictable storyline, 28 Days Later imagines a world overrun by zombies and left inhabited with desperate and immoral human survivors who make an effort to beat back the monsters, one day at a time.
5. The Ring (2002)
The movie that made everyone switch from VHS to DVD, The Ring was a monster success at the box office and also succeeded at verifiably scaring the living hell out of every person that dared to watch it on their living room TV. If you didn’t at least worry about Samara coming through your screen, you either didn’t watch it or you’re lying.
4. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
Yet another movie franchise ruined by sequels, prequels, and remakes, this 1974 original still freaks out anybody who’s ever driven through the American midwest. The remarkable lack of excessive blood or gore is just another reminder that a truly scary film doesn’t need to bleed all over its audience.
3. Psycho (1960)
Watching Alfred Hitchcock calmly and politely showcase the house that was the scene of a horrible series of murders might not be bloody or gory, but the master of suspense created Psycho and rebooted the horror genre. Behind Norman Bates’ smile, a horrible killer wrecked with a split-personality disorder came into our homes and never left.
2. Halloween (1978)
The “night HE came home” comes every single year and chances are John Carpenter’s Halloween is on TV. The first-person continuous shot of a six year-old  Michael Myers stabbing his older sister has disgusted viewers for almost 40 years. You hear the theme song, you see the mask, and you feel the knife as Laurie Strode fights for her life in the little town of Haddonfield, IL.
1. The Exorcist (1973)
Slowly, but surely, this countdown couldn’t have ended any other way. Its hard to find a film that made its audiences physically sick from fear. Theaters refused to play it, parents protested it, and it only grew in popularity. At a time in which most scary movies involved monsters or knife-wielding maniacs, the possession of a little girl by the worst that Hell has to offer was a whirlwind of controversy. Terrific acting and a lot of split pea soup cemented this film as the top pick for scariest movie ever made.
David Stansberry is an intern contributor and student at Middle Tennessee State University majoring in Economics and English. 
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The 7 Creepiest Clowns in Horror!

Noun.
  1. An Abnormal fear of clowns.
What the hell!? That’s a real thing!? Yes, yes it is! And you know what? That sort of makes sense. There are plenty of people in my life that I know who have a serious aversion to anything with red noses, facepaint, and crazy colored afros. And no, I’m not talking about Insane Clown Posse, who are scary, but for much different reasons. Here are some of the creepiest clowns in horror. These are the ones that have kept many people up at night for many years. They’ve terrified people’s nightmares and haunted their waking hours as well. If you’re not scared of clowns right now, maybe you will be after reading this list. At the very least, you’ll have some movies to add to your watchlist.
“Smile!”
The Poltergeist Clown
What kind of parent buys something like that for their child? While it’s not a main character by any means in the movie, and more of a toy than an actual clown, it actually doubles the fear factor for those who hate both clowns and creepy toys. So there. I’ve always stated that much of people’s childhood fears stemming from Poltergeist come from the simple fact that it’s rated a mere “PG”, therefore fooling many people to believe that this movie isn’t actually completely terrifying. Here, we’ve got horrifying subject matter, floating corpses, a face-melting scene (!), and this scary clown doll. Don’t let the MPAA rating fool you, too; the movie is one of the scariest of all time. This little guy is only one of the many reasons for that.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space

I’m not one of those people who are particularly scared of clowns, but there’s something about these guys that gives me a weird tingling feeling in my stomach…and not in the good way. There’s something incredibly unsettling about these dementing and crazy looking space clowns that I can’t quite put my finger on, and maybe that’s exactly the reason why it makes me feel so strange. They’re definitely the most unique-looking on this list, and while they may not be as iconic or well-known as the others, they’re definitely someone’s number one pick for scariest clowns ever.

Zombieland’s Clown Zombie

With this guy, you get two for the price of one. A clown that’s also a zombie. Or, a zombie that’s also a clown. Whichever your preference, the thing is still scary as all hell. I have to give the filmmakers serious credit for combining the two in a way that no one has done before. Sure, there have been scary clowns, and there have been zombies that can run as fast as lightning, but the clown zombie in this movie is absolutely in a league of its own.

Captain Spaulding

“Tutti Fucking Frutti!” Sid Haig’s Captain Spaulding character from both House of 1000 Corpses and The Devil’s Rejects isn’t all that creepy in his appearance. It’s more in the overall delivery of the character. In the first film, he was vulgar, crude, violent, and undeniably Sid Haig. His makeup was heavily applied and he at least tried to look like a respectable, hard-working clown who sells fried chicken and just happens to murder people on the side. In his second film, he’s clearly stopped trying. He’s just another psychotic killer who forgot to wipe all of his makeup off. A gritty, dirty old man with a serious penchant for violence…but hey, I’m not complaining.

Kent McCoy

It truly is a shame that Eli Roth’s Clown has still not been given a US theatrical (or even home media) release. A man dons a clown costume and it leads to him doing truly deplorable things to children instead of making them laugh. He’s truly twisted and disgusting, and I can put money on the fact that eating children is not listed in the Circus Clown Handbook. In Italy, posters for the movie were banned because they were thought to be a bit too scary, which, is kind of understandable. That clown freaks me out, too! Oh yeah, and that costume? It’s not really a costume. It shapes into his real skin.

Twisty

Gripe about American Horror Story all you want, but Twisty is one scary dude. He’s a hulking monster with a clown outfit, big enough to take on maybe even Derek Mears. Twisty turns out to be actually somewhat of a tragic character, with his origin story being able to tug at your heart with pity despite the brutal acts of murder that he has committed. If you haven’t seen the show, I won’t spoil it for you, but let me just say this: his story, although twisted and deranged, is horribly sad and pitiful.

Pennywise the Dancing Clown

Did you really think that anything else could even possibly have a shot at landing number one on this list? Pennywise is the classic evil clown; besides the real-life John Wayne Gacy, he’s probably the scariest clown known to mankind. Pennywise is actually an otherworldly entity who is capable of using every child’s worst fears against them to bring about their demise. In the television miniseries It from 1990, we only see him in but a couple of forms, but I think that’s fine enough. It was so beyond scary in his clown form that I really don’t think we need to see anymore in order to prove that It can be terrifying beyond reason. Thank you, Tim Curry, for destroying Ronald McDonald’s career forever.

Still think clowns aren’t scary? Fine. Be that way. As for myself, I’m definitely a little creeped out just by reading over this article. The pictures don’t help in making me feel any less creeped out, either. I may have to change my own stance of not being that scared of clowns after thinking about it. I don’t think I’m ever going to the circus again.